Health: Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery... - FML

By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 18:10 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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TW: gross

By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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Coming and going

By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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Thank you for your service

By vomitgirl - 28/04/2015 05:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML

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Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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Vagitarian1 10

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:24

Guys have no idea what you girls go through.

juststephhere 23

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:27

I probably would've just aimed for the floor... Or maybe tried to run to the washroom. Either way I hope you can get your purse all cleaned up!

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mrtonyanderson 20

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:37

Lol that's rough

whenitdidhappen 14

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:43

hopefully you managed to get your cash out before throwing up in the purse

toxic_walrus 15

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:47

The girl in front of me in class once threw up down her shirt so she wouldn't puke on the guy in front of her

Ki11erC 18

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:48

Seems it gave you time to add unnecessary commas in this FML though.

chinaski7628 32

Monday 13 October 2014 0:01

Dependent clauses, such as those with the word 'while', require commas. So there are no unnecessary commas.

kinky44 28

Monday 13 October 2014 0:10

@20 Someone didn't do too well in English class. Those commas are absolutely necessary, have you tried reading that without them?

Mc2013 18

Sunday 19 October 2014 16:44

Actually #20, I have proper education. There's nothing wrong with my FML.

zombi3_queen 10

Monday 13 October 2014 0:03

Whoopsy

SuperMew 22

Monday 13 October 2014 0:07

My mom always tried to tell me to vomit in my purse, because it would be embarrassing to vomit on the floor if I got 'sick' somewhere. I have never been pregnant, but I always aim for the floor instead of hundreds in needed stuff.

howsthisforaname 34

Monday 13 October 2014 0:16

Been there done that. I aimed for the middle of the aisle so I wouldn't get sick on anything.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 13 October 2014 4:48

It also means it's harder for people to just step around. *cue evil laugh*

pratikp03 22

Monday 13 October 2014 0:13

Sick much?

diving_fml 30

Monday 13 October 2014 0:17

at least some poor kid didn't have to clean up after you. thanks for that

atak12 8

Monday 13 October 2014 0:17

How the hell could this be her fault

Enslaved 36

Monday 13 October 2014 0:21

While at the grocery store, pick up a few of those plastic vegetable bags and keep them in your purse. Just incase there's a next time. I've heard morning sickness is a sign of a health baby. Still feel sorry about your purse.

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