By Sadman - 23/04/2011 08:37 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthy conversation, my girlfriend mentioned, "And he always farts during sex." FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 220
You deserved it 10 818

Same thing different taste

Comments

Maybe he can get extra thrust while farting, JUST LIKE THE CARTOONS!

It's why I drink rocket fuel before sex, I mean c'mon! :D

No silly, drinking rocket fuel will cause you to blast your girlfriend's head right off during climax. You need garlic and onions!

shadowtrooper 0

my girlfriend has a picture of my ass when I was 2

Don't lie...you don't have a girlfriend unless it's what you call that sock you put over your hand before you **********.

The_Moustache 6
The_Moustache 6

Wow skater Paige. I agree with everything you say. Sex?

shaniecerb 0

y doesnt he have a gf?are yall tryin to say he is too young or not attractive?

Rose your not attractive either. Paige is though!! ;)

shaniecerb 0

whats wrong with him?you're not a bad bitch yourself.there is somebody 4 everybody.dont b rude

The minimum commenting age of 13 to comment extends to mental age too, you know.

limblessorphan 4

29, as an adult, it's your responsibility to not be a complete bitch to kids.

shaniecerb 0

she not a bully.she's the other B word

instant boner . you think you have it bad???? my oldest sibling has a pic he took from what I'm guessing was a album my mom had of me and my brother at like ages 3 and 4 in a bubble bath, that he enjoys passing around whenever we have company... what's worse - a.) my mom having taken that photo , b.) my brother owning it c.) the photo being passed around like a boy scout at the Vatican ... or d.) all of the above .

PS - gingers have no souls .... cough rose cough.

Um 109 - Her hair is not ginger, it's dye. And I don't see what the big deal is, pictures of people as baby's with their little butts are cute not embarrassing!!:)

Ahh 111- you been checking the color of my pubes lately? and I take pride in having no soul. It gives me warm tingly sensations. And..."ain't a bad bitch" is that a compliment or a putdown? Either way, thank you :)

117 - Yes Rose, I LOVE looking at your pubes, it really gets me off. Hopefully the carpet don't match the drapes. I was trying to stick up for you, but thanks for being a bitch about it. Go back to your hole you twat. Good day(:

shaniecerb 0

and you look 10years older than what you are.just sayin

lol! i look soon-to-be 31? **** yeah!! for once I'm not being told I look like a kid! whoo! and chill out, blondie. you know you'd be upset if someone called you a bottle blonde. and I know you love checking out my vag don't you ya ****?

it isnt for me, and even better she dyed it Ginger :-) sorry, my mistake.

138 you are ignorant for thinking everything you see on TV is true. and for having a Justin Bieber haircut.

I would listen to sirin, she's a moderator

Wow... I want to thank OPs girlfriend for sharing that little tidbit of information. My life is now better because of it. Lol.

ladybunny 0

Ah well...sad that that's the topic of convo your girlriend came up with...hopefully though, your gas issues are resolved c:

Best idea I've seen on here is eating donuts while doing it, good way to burn calories

livinia, I read your about you and I think you are too good to be true

YDI for farting during sex. Yeah it's a normal bodily function but that'd be a huge turn off.