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By SlickMcK - 05/06/2010 21:14 - United States

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Today, my mother asked me if I'd heard of anal sex. Before I could fully process her question, she explained that it's dangerous because the tissues of the anus are finer and more susceptible to STDs. There were still forty minutes left in our car ride. FML
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perdix 29

Tell her you need "a nap" and to turn off auto-correct on your iPhone.

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perdix 29

You should ask her how Dad gives it to her. That will make the last 39 minutes of your ride silent . . . or more disturbing than the Blue Waffle.

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chapachristina4 0

that's very disturbing O.o

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anjewsauras 0

honestly this would be a normal conversation between my mother and me

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eshhayz 0

ask her if she's ever heard of vag shot , then proceed to punch her in the groin .

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mrbutterz 0

well op that suck but just tell her she's wrong because she is... higher possibility for infection but not to an STD, regular sex is just as likely to get an STD...

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sosoinlove09 0

at least she's talking to you about it and giving you information that is needed. now you know she cares enough for you to let you know the easiest way to catch aids/ HIV

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crazedguy 0

looks like your mother *puts in glasses* is planning another ride YEYEEAAAHHHHH

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fishboy123 7

atleast it wasn't ur dad asking

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