Intimacy: Today, my mother asked me to drill a hole in one of the studs...

By Trey Deluna - 03/12/2010 17:12 - United States

Today, my mother asked me to drill a hole in one of the studs in her ceiling. Finding it a little odd, I asked her about it. It turns out she's installing the sex swing her boyfriend bought her, and I got to help. FML

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Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML

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Vibe check

By Hopelesslover - 04/08/2009 21:03 - Malta

Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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ForeverYoung1 3

Saturday 4 December 2010 0:02

Well, it's always nice to be helpful... even if it does scar you for life.

FMLattes 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 0:01

LOL, kinky. :P

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NotDeadYetDammit 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 1:40

Lol.. I wouldn't be scarred for life, it's nice that she's happy. But damn, that is hella funny xD

Sugarcannon 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 1:46

Well now you know that if you're ever swinging for the wincest team your mom can take you on a ride around the world.

mikejunior88 4

Saturday 4 December 2010 2:58

#8: nice one.. lol

Gnobiwan 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 3:30

Any chance I could get her number? XD jk, that is messed up though.

ninjalope 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 4:17

zebras are made of carrots

Elizabeth123654 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 5:49

and elephants are microwaves

lostonelove 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 4:46

I'm so doing this to my son when he's older!

millionaire93 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 5:39

yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 4 December 2010 4:49

Wincest Party!

sallen0046 4

Saturday 4 December 2010 5:02

If you're old enough to drill holes in the ceiling, you're old enough to know that parents have sex lives. You clearly stated she asked you to help. If you were uncomfortable, you should have simply refused and excused yourself.