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By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 00:01

Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML

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By novacabudsforme - 15/08/2016 10:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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superguppy19 3

Tuesday 6 December 2011 2:27

Damn what a selfish bitch

rainer13 11

Tuesday 6 December 2011 2:29

Are you really going to put up with that crap?

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traviemojo 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:27

Merry Christmas

frenchfry564 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:33

"borrow" from her jewelry box and sell it ;)

sarge3000 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:39

call the cops say she just went there to smuggle cocaine and that is why your money is gone.

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:39

Not much of a 'stash' place if someone knows about it...Also, it's usually understood that U 'hide' money & 'stash' weed...Perhaps your mom pinched some of your 'stash' for a side trip to Jamaica?

natnatkat 8

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:43

The dominican republic is the best vacation place ever

sparky42 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 5:37

Nope, Costa Rica is way better

mrperson12345 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:50

Reverse psychology dumb ass

sikmunkee 9

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:57

y do need to stash money?you do trust your family right?actually,nevermind

suavesuave 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:57

Naw u can't go cause your mom wants to cheat and doesn't want u there . Either way she's a bitch

Veratas 9

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:08

While she's gone pawn off her stuff to get your money back.

yunilee7 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:09

She's just getting you back for the 18 years she's had to pay for your things. Lol

DeWane 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 5:58

her fault she had to pay for those she got pregnant , and had a child

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