Health: Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed... - FML

By Litterbox - 20/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

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Litterbox 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:30

Wow O_o I can't believe how much of a response this thing is getting(first post ever...) But for clarification:(Skip if you want...Blah) a) Since my mother was willing to beat me with a metal end of a broom for claiming Hitler and the events of the holocaust were wrong and has a machete at the ready underneath her bed, the threat was/is to be taken seriously, wouldn't you think... (Is she still hilarious?) b) Kill me, sure, but THE KID??? c)I would've loved for my mother to have been concerned/open enough with me to have an actual conversation about sex... Blegh -_-

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Juli_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:17

anyone else think there should be a "parents" section on here?

JohnnyViola 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:13

Oh, wow. That sounds like my mother.

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UWBeautyQueen12 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 6:13

Holy shit!! Use protection lol!!

i67237de 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 9:10

sounds like my mom, lol

poeticvibez07 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 14:25

LMAO!!!!!!! THAT'S GREAt lol

Spac3Ghost 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:52

your mom is AWESOME!!! =) hahaha =) im using that one day =)

terror_twins 0

Friday 1 January 2010 10:02

Thats really scary

TheComputerGuy96 16

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:40

This is why there's a little thing called "condom".

Whiterabbitm1 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:35

I wad going to say WTF the saw you are from Texas home to almost the entire us tight ass conservative population your mother was probably one of them, just a bitch that can never open her eyes to anything liberal!

wowgirl_02 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:29

Actually There are 3 things 1.) condom 2.) Birth Control Pills 3.) Plan B (The morning after pill)

everythingsucks1 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:44

wow just wow. lol Is she like serious though?

lonidani9229 3

Tuesday 30 March 2010 17:58

oh wow... i am going to try and put this as nicely as I can, but ur mom sucks.

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