By katt_is_here - 06/10/2013 05:51 - United States - Greeley

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Today, my mother came over to my apartment for a surprise visit. It wasn't until after she left that I realized that I left a half empty bottle of adult toy cleaner on the counter in the bathroom. FML
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katt_is_here tells us more.

katt_is_here 24

OP here! To answer some questions: 1) The bottle...well, it's pretty damn obvious what it is considering it has GIANT letters on it that say "Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner" next to a image of a girl dancing with a giant ***** like a stripper pole. If she did see it, it is more than obvious what it is used for. 2) Soap can damage some toys so it's better to get a cleaner specifically designed for the items you are cleaning. You wouldn't wash your windows with oven cleaner, for example. 3) I guess some people missed where I said "SURPRISE" visit. As in I wasn't expecting her. As in there is A LOT of things I would have done to prepare had I known she was coming. I'm not messy, but most people clean their place better when they are expecting company, no? 4) I pay my own bills. This apartment is no more hers than my toys are. Either way, I thought it was a funny and somewhat embarrassing story to share. Have a good one!

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Top comments

Welshite 39

At least you're sanitary. It's better than not cleaning them at all.

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a_wiener_d0g 15

Well at least she didn't call you out and make it awkward

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Comments

an3ph 20

Today I learned adult toy cleaner exists.

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sallyallymoo 7

That's nothing! At least you didn't leave said toy in the bath! *hangs head*

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Kstruggles 15

I did the same thing while the family member I lived with was out of town. My brother decided to visit and use the bathroom.

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Goblin182 26

They have special cleaners for that? We use soap and water. Unless the words "Adult Toy Cleaner" are boldly on the label she probably never looked close enough to know what it was.

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jsut210 2

An optimist would say that the bottle was half full.

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pdp_fml 21

Never leave the sex toy cleaner out in the open where anyone could see it.

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katt_is_here 24

OP here! To answer some questions: 1) The bottle...well, it's pretty damn obvious what it is considering it has GIANT letters on it that say "Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner" next to a image of a girl dancing with a giant ***** like a stripper pole. If she did see it, it is more than obvious what it is used for. 2) Soap can damage some toys so it's better to get a cleaner specifically designed for the items you are cleaning. You wouldn't wash your windows with oven cleaner, for example. 3) I guess some people missed where I said "SURPRISE" visit. As in I wasn't expecting her. As in there is A LOT of things I would have done to prepare had I known she was coming. I'm not messy, but most people clean their place better when they are expecting company, no? 4) I pay my own bills. This apartment is no more hers than my toys are. Either way, I thought it was a funny and somewhat embarrassing story to share. Have a good one!

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TrinityNevada 11

Thank you for making sense of that. I figured her surprise visit was, well, a surprise and I'm not sure how people missed that part. My parents would show up at my own apartment for surprise visits too, but my mom thought nothing of going through my things or my roommate's things. They were looking for drugs because I jsut "had" to be on something since I was acting secretive. The real secret is that I'm gay and I didn't want them to know because I was lucky enough that they were paying most of my tuition. They absolutely would have pulled the plug if they knew. they know now, even though there was no official coming out. Ah well. Sorry about the ramblings, I'm a little drunk

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Klick 3

She understands op - she has the same bottle at her home.

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KayleeFrye 39

She should be proud that you are smart enough to clean and sterilize your toys!

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vivalabutterfly 5

its cool I keep accodently leaving my vibrator in the ahower and then my mom finds it and puts it in my room

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