By katt_is_here - 06/10/2013 05:51 - United States - Greeley
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OP here! To answer some questions: 1) The bottle...well, it's pretty damn obvious what it is considering it has GIANT letters on it that say "Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner" next to a image of a girl dancing with a giant ***** like a stripper pole. If she did see it, it is more than obvious what it is used for. 2) Soap can damage some toys so it's better to get a cleaner specifically designed for the items you are cleaning. You wouldn't wash your windows with oven cleaner, for example. 3) I guess some people missed where I said "SURPRISE" visit. As in I wasn't expecting her. As in there is A LOT of things I would have done to prepare had I known she was coming. I'm not messy, but most people clean their place better when they are expecting company, no? 4) I pay my own bills. This apartment is no more hers than my toys are. Either way, I thought it was a funny and somewhat embarrassing story to share. Have a good one!
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Rubber Ducky you're the one, You make bath time lots of fun, Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you. (Woo woo bee doo)
Okay, that's just hilarious. You get 12 internets for that one.
perdix
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Even worse, she could have swiped it and you'd have to confront her over the theft. Or, she could berate you for not using the whole bottle and using filthy "toys."
happyfingers
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lol Well that's awkward. One of those moments neither of you will ever mention though so meh. Just forget about it. Assuming that she saw, she'll likely be trying to do the same anyway. No harm done!
Awesome at least she knows your clean ;)
It isn't like she has never used anything like that before.
It doesn't matter to her. I'm sure if it did she would have mentioned it.
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If you're adult enough to have your own place, you're adult enough to have your mother CALL FIRST before coming over like that. If she was freaked out or dsiapproving, that's her own fault for just showing up. Unless she's paying the rent or for your college degree/vocational certificaton, she really doesn't have a point
She didn't say anything but I think she might understand...
Well well, Never new there was a specific cleaning product for butt plugs and suchlike, whatever will they think of next !!!
Meh, serves her right. I hate people who just show up at my house without calling first. Not your problem if she saw it. You're an adult
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At least you're sanitary. It's better than not cleaning them at all.
Well at least she didn't call you out and make it awkward