By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 10:36 - South Africa

Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 092
You deserved it 6 744

Same thing different taste

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Write a note and leave it on the light switch.

thighsofglory 0

Rent a billboard. No, wait.... Skywriting. That'll work.

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iankennedy17 0

perdix I love you. you are so awesome. I would have your babies but I am a man. no ****

Okay this is simple! Send an e-mail to you cousin, then ask him to tell his girlfriend. Have the girlfriend tell her best friend. Have the best friend tell Pablo, the racist mexican in the taco stand on the side of the road. Careful though, you could end up with some funky smelling tacos on your front porch (DON'T EAT THEM!). Ask Pablo to tell your uncle and have you uncle tell your parents. Problem solved! XD BTW, I'm kidding about the whole Pablo thing. Actually half of my friends are mexican and they actually laugh when they read about this kinda stuff. It must be because they know I'm just joking around so yeah, I'm just joking around.

This girl isn't a ***** or a ****. She's simply a complete idiot for getting pregnant when she can't afford to live on her own. I'm just assuming she can't afford to live on her own since she's living with her parents. If she was living with them for a short time because her house was getting fumigated or something then telling them she's pregnant probably wouldn't be an issue. Funny, if a man had made an FML about how he knocked some girl up and now has to tell his parents for whatever reason people would be saying "Get away from her quick!" or congratulating him on screwing some chick.

If she gets pregnant the guy doesn't have any say what she does. Her body, her responsibility. Doesn't sound like the guy forced her to have sex.

If she gets pregnant the baby is just as much "the guy's" as it is hers.

lol#5. I wonder how her stepdad would react to that.

Why is everyone assuming that the pregnancy wasn't intended to happen? She might want a baby, but her parents are against it for some reason, hence the confusion about telling them.