By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 10:36 - South Africa

Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML
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shaniqualee 2

Write a note and leave it on the light switch.

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thighsofglory 0

Rent a billboard. No, wait.... Skywriting. That'll work.

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BikerMike 0

If you are "mature enough" to have sex and get pregnant, then you should be "mature enough" to tell them.

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pwetzel 0

and how old are you? I'm guessing your like, 15-16, as you lice with your parents so...... if so, your. *****, YDI

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Malinkrot 3

not all people who "lice" with their parents are under 17

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allihall127 0

Just because someone has sex at 15 or 16 doesn't mean they're a *****. Last I knew, a ***** is promiscuous and has sex with multiple partners. This young lady probably has one partner. When adults have one partner, are they considered ******? No. This isn't about her being a ****, it's about how she made a mistake to not use birth control, or not use it correctly. And this is all IF she is even that age.

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Gasbarro 3

Or, you know, her birth control failed. Unless her partner forgot to grab the steel condom this time around, in which case I wouldn't blame him.

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Norwegian_Wood 4

The reply button. Its a magical invention. And it works wonders. Try it sometime...

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thunder_cumshots 0

why are you calling her a ***** or a ****.people have sex and mistakes happen.if they didnt the world would be a lot emptier place.alot of this internet misogyny seems to me to be as a result of jealously over someone activly enjoying life and the dangers that entails

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corme_fml 0

It's not jealousy over someone enjoying life, it's frustration over someone not taking life seriously. I know a few people that have screwed up kid's lives because they have sex when they aren't ready... or get pregnant too young. I also know PLENTY of smart people that have had multiple sex partners, or ONE sex partner for 10 or 20 years without getting pregnant.

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Twinklestar 0

I will bet you anything you like the people you apparently know who's parents screwed up their life in your opinion don't agree with you in saying they should never have had kids in the first place.

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Firesprite2009 0

113, Have you considered the possibility that it was unplanned, forced sex etc? She could take her life very seriously, & she probably is, considering she's trying to think of a way to explain to her parents that they have a grandchild on the way, and when my mother had me, she was 17, on drugs and drink. However, she stopped doing it, because she realised, that she had a child, and she needed to look after her, and in order to do that, she had to ditch the drink, and the friends who were trying to get her to take another joint. In some cases, having a baby is the one thing that DOES make you mature beyond your years.

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phuckyouitch 0

I don't understand why everybody's calling you a *****. Mistakes happen, and we don't know how old she is.

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FerrariCake 2

Simple... just send them both an email in response to his email: "hey, you think leaving a light on is bad... check this out: I'm pregnant! " Then click "send". Done.

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oldwiseguy 0

After you tell him, he won't care about the light anymore!

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B0SSAN0VACHICK 0

Ahahahahaha FYL my family is JUST like this, and I know how messed up that is. Sorry. :/

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drinkmoxie 0

My guess is they won't be surprised I mean your not thoughtful enough to turn off a light at night why would they think you would remember stuff like birth control or condoms

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Firesprite2009 0

There's such a thing as forgetting to switch your light off; forgetting to use contraption is NOT common. Not caring, in the heat of it all, is one of the biggest problems in unwanted pregnancies. Or maybe, she wanted this baby. You don't know the circumstances, neither do I. We can't judge her on that.

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