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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 22:52 - United States

Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML

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By gypsy - 24/06/2011 02:00 - Australia

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

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By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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By SpongeBob - 26/12/2022 18:00

Today, my wife gave me my Christmas gift, a novelty kitchen sponge, then suggested I try it out on the sink full of dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 19:12

Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 18:46 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 13:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML

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aliaysleighbasic 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:10

get her some laundry detergent and an iron and give her the same crap reasoning back about taking care of your clothes... people don't like it when the tables are turned back at em.

Elphie7 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:52

you're lucky you have floors to mop.

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cybermolly10 7

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:11

She was just joking about it being an Xmas present. Just do a good job cleaning the floors and show Santa how nice you are, then you'll get some extra presents.

jazmixer 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:17

well it will get you prepared for or if you get married.

ObviouslyJesus 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:20

You're gay and your mom is a ****

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:21

Well Cindy, your step-sisters would love to help you but they must get ready for the ball.

squad81 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:44

lucky!! I only got an xbox!! :P

mightymart 5

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:49

hope you behave now!!

blacknazi818 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 7:39

i will have a model wife your bitch is as hot as ice everytime you see me i look like i hit the lotto twice

mywinterprincess 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 7:44

atleast you get christmas gifts. Lol

Autoshot 9

Saturday 16 October 2010 7:48

YDI you ******* ingrate.

FYLminerocks 7

Saturday 16 October 2010 7:56

For her birthday get her a parenting book so she could "do a better job".

monkey3485 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 15:59

there ya go!

FYLminerocks 7

Saturday 16 October 2010 18:49

that icecream looks so good right now...

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