By Shelle - 26/12/2012 08:53 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML
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gracehi 31

Hey, those could come in handy... You know... If your house ever gets bombed and you happen to be on your period. Don't be so ungrateful.

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nycwrestler 17

No. I'm Trevor, your guess was pretty off.

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emeraldisle 30

I didn't even know metal tampon cases existed. You learn something new everyday on FML.

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Epikouros 31

'Metal' is rather ambiguous. Is it gold, tungsten, uranium? A reddish copper compound would be the most appropriate, I guess. If it looks nice, you can wear it on a necklace, so you always have a tampon ready.

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j_cat187 19

I'm rather confused because copper oxide is a greenish color. I was thinking of a rusty red iron, it would match her clit.

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Rebi3144 8

For a second there I was afraid you were a male.

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nycwrestler 17

Until you saw that symbol in the top right corner..

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mikeymayhem_87 15

They actually have tampon cases? I thought that was what the purse was for!

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Authoress14 15

Wow. What a bitch. FYL

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gracehi 31

I don't think that's the right word for OP's mom. "Bad gift giver?" Definitely. "Stupid?" Maybe.

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LittlestPrincess 21

isnt this worse for your sister-in-law? getting this from your mother-in-law ok, there are some weirdos out there. but from your own mother? :/

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DanielleinDC 33

Well, no, the SIL could be the OP's husband's brother's wife. At any rate, I'm sure I could come up with a worse gift if I thought about it.

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LittlestPrincess 21

ah, i didn't know that, in my native language we have two different words for it :) thanks for telling me!

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AlexRen 21

Your mother in-law is either a jokester or a horrible gift picker. On the bright side you got a metal tampon case!!

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maimengming 10

My grandparents do stuff like this all the time. My sisters and I always get matching things. Sometimes even for our birthdays because they're all close together. Don't worry too much about it. She was thinking of you.

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