By anonymous - 29/08/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
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scenebarbie123 0

Sneeze on her and freak her out

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chaoticxxxmess 3

Your mother-in-law isn't very smart.

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perdix 29

She probably doesn't want to catch Salmonella. What is it with the outburst of morons lately? Oh, shit, Rick Perry will probably become president!

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brianjman14 22

This is about cats, Perdix. Not salmon.

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thewife5 19

Brian doesn't keep up on FML very well.. The rest of us get it tho. Poor Brian

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yamatelle 19

The 2012 prophecy of The Rise of the Planet of the Idiots is all coming true, isn't it? ****, I'm scared.

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brianjman14 22

48, I was actually trying to make a reference to a story a few FMLs below.

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KushMastaDisasta 3

Actually 48- if you don't get the salmon joke, then you clearly don't read FMLs to the end. Poor 48.

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patrickalamo 47

There are pills for Allergies but not for stupid.

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WCARlover 34

Wow let's hope that the apple fell far from the tree in your husbands case...

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bubo_fml 10

That's a gift from the Gods! If you play your cards right, you'll never have to visit the crazy old bat!!

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Legendslayer222 26

I don't know what would be a bigger FML, that she is extremely stupid or that she would use the dumbest excuses to try to keep you away.

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mohammadkm95 6

Throw a cat at her face and ask her if she feels any rashes or a sneeze happening lmao

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happymum_fml 10

Call your doctor for a note and make his/her day!!! Lmao!

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