Kids and Health: Today, my mother-in-law visited. She saw my 5-year-old son rip...

By annie - 14/10/2018 12:00

Today, my mother-in-law visited. She saw my 5-year-old son rip open a chip bag, causing chips go everywhere. She got up in his face and started screaming at him about how he has an "attitude problem". He doesn't, he's autistic and genuinely has trouble with food packaging. FML

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By choker - 14/03/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart with my mom. At the checkout line I was eating a bag of chips as my mom bought her stuff. I inhaled while eating and I started to choke. The cashier asked me if I was OK. My mom just waved her hand, and said, "Sometimes she does that for attention, ignore her." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 20:06

Today, my father-in law-shared his opinion that autistic kids should be beaten until they act normal. He saw fit to share this while my autistic son was having a meltdown because my father-in-law came to the house without warning, and my son violently hates visitors without prior warning. FML

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By fatty mcfatfuck - 24/06/2020 02:02

Today, I caught my mother-in-law filling my one-year-old's cup with Dr. Pepper. When I flipped out, she told me I was overreacting since "all her kids turned out fine." Save for my husband, all her kids are morbidly obese diabetics who’ve struggled with poor diets. She herself is almost 450 lbs. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brookhaven

Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML

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By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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By fuck - 21/08/2015 18:22 - United States - Somerville

Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML

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The betrayal

By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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Kico McAwesome 9

Tuesday 2 October 2018 11:01

What a complete b*tch no matter if he's special needs or not she soukdnt ever talk to another person's child that way. I am sorry she did that. You must be very unhappy I hope your husband speaks. With her about this.

maroongrad 13

Sunday 14 October 2018 14:16

You don't scream at a five year old. Period. My little girl is 4 and also on the spectrum, and while my family is excellent...if they weren't? She wouldn't see them until she was 18 and could make that decision herself, or they bent over backwards and changed their ways. This is a huge FML for your little boy, and it's one for you UNLESS you knew that she was a b*tch and this wasn't shocking and surprising...and you kicked her out in seconds.

Comments

Arokthis 21

Sunday 14 October 2018 20:19

You've gotten more than enough advice on how to deal with shitty MIL. For your son, get one of those letter openers that look like the letter "e" and have a hidden blade. They cut through chip quite nicely. Big hug for your son from a fellow autistic, if he likes them. Fist bump, otherwise.

indienerdgirl 27

Monday 15 October 2018 2:42

Wonderful advice. That chip opener would be great for any 5 year old I think. Do you remember where you got yours?

alycion 38

Monday 15 October 2018 10:43

Any office supply store. Walmart. Sometimes Walgreens and target has them. Walmart can hide them outside of office supply section.

onceuponatime456 16

Sunday 14 October 2018 21:52

Grab her by the throat and throw her the hell out of your house! Tell her not to come back! A bitch like that is the last thing your son needs!

Storytellermich 1

Sunday 14 October 2018 22:20

Wow. Time to cut her out of your life. She may be your MIL, but you are under no obligation to put with that.

Charlie Given 26

Monday 15 October 2018 0:16

Umm time for u to find your local hell's angel chapter to go pay her a visit they and many other biker gang's won't put up with ****'s like that and will teach her alot about humility 😈

TumblrweedPasses 11

Monday 15 October 2018 0:54

Loads of kids have accidents with food, no big deal, tell your son mistakes happen and how to tidy it up. As for the MIL, probably best to tell your spouse what happened and lay down the law on the cow