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By SlapAndTickle - 11/10/2013 03:04 - United States

Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 20:01

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NotsowiseSAGe 12

Friday 11 October 2013 8:34

I love rocking out to some metal with baby cousin. Sound like an awesome kid you got. :)

justindrew14 29

Friday 11 October 2013 8:34

sucks for you op next time you should say 'I hope she doesnt turn out like her grandmother'' and see what she says about that

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rwakkitty 1

Monday 14 October 2013 4:09

Best kid in the world. Obviously, you're doing something right in the way you bring up your kid. Dio would be proud.

NikkiAmber09 12

Monday 14 October 2013 5:14

Not all of it is devil music. Smh. I'm a devout Christian and I listen to Pantera, cradle of filth, black sabbath, etc. music that is considered "devil music." Pretty sure the music you listen to doesn't determine where you go when you die.

Blaketallica 1

Monday 14 October 2013 11:07

metal is best, simple as that

Backslash 6

Monday 14 October 2013 16:24

2 things, first, your baby is a badass baby. Second. I think you need to have your mom watch your child when she's being fussy and see how quick she resorts to the metal to get her to shut up.