Miscellaneous: Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing...

By arghgffhdfg - 15/07/2012 00:22 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML

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Same thing different taste

By SlapAndTickle - 11/10/2013 03:04 - United States

Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML

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The YouTube police

By Anonymous - 11/10/2023 07:30

Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML

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Tubular Bells starts playing…

By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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By BornInTheWrongEra - 31/03/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML

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That stupid saying should die

By screw my grades then right?! - 02/03/2022 16:00

Today, I was doing homework in the living room when my mom came in and started blasting music and cleaning. When I asked if she could turn it off so I could study, she bitched at me about "My house, my rules." She also has a rule that we can’t do homework in our rooms because of too many distractions. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Overbearing much?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2020 14:02

Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML

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By millie219 - 13/08/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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sunnyt 5

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:13

No one likes Nicki Minaj and her Super Bass though.

mpsteve137 15

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:20

She can't be demonic... Satan himself hates that music

Comments

animal50199 10

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:39

OP I bet the reason she freaks out is because she has problems. NO OFFENSE but the last time a mom did that we all know what happened...! :D

ThePranav 1

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:47

That's the Illuminati, she be referring too

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:53

Oh please. Are we going to start all that 'Illuminati is taking over' bullshit?

Ozuru 11

Sunday 15 July 2012 6:11

Nicki Minaj is just some lucky ghetto trash woman who got lucky. Totally agree with your mother, remember, mother knows best!

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 15 July 2012 6:14

Just goes to show that this kind of religious loonyism isn't confined to the USA. I feel a bit less embarrassed about being an American now. :-/

Lorean 6

Sunday 15 July 2012 6:28

Nicki Minaj music is so annoying and Ghetto and alot people say shes part of the illuminati and thats she reptillian and all this crap thats probably why your mother says shes demonic

AznSamoan52 10

Sunday 15 July 2012 6:34

She's not demonic. She's BEYOND demonic.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 15 July 2012 6:37

Which is ironic... considering neither the illuminati, nor reptilians are of Satan.

Keliosan 6

Sunday 15 July 2012 14:06

I don't know where you come from but the ghetto she's referring to has nothing to do with income. Yes, that's what the word technically is meant for but most people that use it in terms of attitude mean ignorant, stupid, arrogant people that are somehow completely shameless at the same time(might be a little specific but that's my interpretation of the word).

magicman34 1

Sunday 15 July 2012 6:37

I think ur mom is the actual "terrible demonic garbage"

roadrash2003 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 6:41

Somebody works the corner at night

Ilikeurfmls 13

Sunday 15 July 2012 6:58

She's right

1030295 6

Sunday 15 July 2012 7:16

I like your Mom, OP. She's definitely right.

melikeyturtles 3

Sunday 15 July 2012 8:11

Your moms right. Nicki Minaj is demonic. So is Lady Gaga. Both of them are garbage really.

RickyMichelle 7

Sunday 15 July 2012 9:02

I can only agree half way. Lady Gaga does send a good message to people in the world. And her music is at least actual music. Nicki Minaj on the other hand has very intolerable music and doesnt try to send a message out there to help people. At least that's what I know of her.