Miscellaneous: Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2012 14:14 - United States - Puyallup

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2021 23:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 20:15 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

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Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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dadof2 4

Monday 10 September 2012 18:59

I guess its time to stop giving it to your mother and whip your brothers a@@!!

CJ0106 1

Monday 10 September 2012 18:59

I would do the same thing back to him. May not be the most mature approach but he'll probably learn his lesson.

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greeneye_fml 12

Tuesday 11 September 2012 1:54

Get even. Post your mom's and brother's numbers online too.

novalaise 7

Tuesday 11 September 2012 1:55

Your brother is a dick

motoxraceman2345 1

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:51

Fight fire with fire. Gay kinky casual encounters? I don't get messed with anymore.

88vivera 9

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:11

That is soooo mean of him!!! Why does he do that?

SaturnV 25

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:12

Sorry, OP. Your brother sounds like a real piece of shit, and your mother is incredibly dense.

thebest200 5

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:20

Ur brothers an ass

mdwilde 7

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:35

I wouldn't have given grandma the number after the second time. Fool me four times, shame on YOU.

keilah 4

Wednesday 12 September 2012 6:54

She wasn't fooled four times. At most she was fooled three times, though I'd say two because after he did it once most people wouldn't expect him to do it again - personally I wouldn't give him the new number myself but I probably wouldn't actively try to hide it from him. But right now, if my brother did this to me for the first time, he wouldn't have fooled me once, he'd just have been a jerk. Because I have no reason to hide my number from him, because he hasn't done it before.

melibear89 7

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:49

You should of learned from the second and third time NOT to give the number to your mother. You deserved it this around for giving it to her for a fourth time. Hope you don't make the same mistake for a fifth time.