Miscellaneous: Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2012 14:14 - United States - Puyallup

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2021 23:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 20:15 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

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Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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dadof2 4

Monday 10 September 2012 18:59

I guess its time to stop giving it to your mother and whip your brothers a@@!!

CJ0106 1

Monday 10 September 2012 18:59

I would do the same thing back to him. May not be the most mature approach but he'll probably learn his lesson.

Comments

OceanBlueSea 12

Tuesday 11 September 2012 0:02

That sucks. My brother gave my number to a random guy on his world of warcraft game...he was my age but he was still creepy....it definitely sucks

klx125cross 9

Tuesday 11 September 2012 0:03

Then don't give her your number... Her loss

slimjim9876 0

Tuesday 11 September 2012 0:11

I think I got your old number

zero91 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:57

shame on you for going on those websites

aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Tuesday 11 September 2012 0:32

Wow , your brother is an asshole. I could see the first time being really funny but after a while thats ridiculous , 4 times?! That's just being mean at that point.

Azrael9 11

Tuesday 11 September 2012 1:27

change your phone number again and while you are at it, buy a cheap cell phone that takes those recharge cards if you really need to get a hold of your mother. or maybe you could get a restraining order against said brother and if he violates the terms he could go to jail.