By Anonymous - 10/09/2012 14:14 - United States - Puyallup

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
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dadof2 4

I guess its time to stop giving it to your mother and whip your brothers a@@!!

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CJ0106 1

I would do the same thing back to him. May not be the most mature approach but he'll probably learn his lesson.

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goodgood_fml 5

Just register him on Grindr and put his cell number. He'll either be so occupied that he won't have time to prank you, or so pissed he'll probably never prank you again. Good luck!!

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SwaggCapone 11

find a gay hook up website and make him an acct bet he won't do it again

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djgoreo 12

Threaten him with harassment charges or something!

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cptmorgan6 8

Dump h....oh. Wait. Uhm.. I'm so confused!! That's always the answer!!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Then don't give Her your number, if she bitches remind her she can't be trusted

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DarkMarkInTheSky 9

That has happened to me before. I'm taking the people who put my number on CL to court though.

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yoshikatshomoto 2

Fool you are if this is your fourth time. Don't share your number with your mother.

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roadsex_now 0

Post his number on Craigslist personals as being gay and available.

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WhoSaidThatIsh 13

Your Mother's ill-conceived attempt at family unity is upsetting and unsettling to me. You obviously don't want him to have your number, she should respect your wishes. Sorry, OP, but if it were me all she'd get is a call from a blocked number until she can respect you.

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