By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 06:24 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
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Varieus 30

Isaac, is that you?

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sp00derman 23

if she offers you to join her on a mountain to make a sacrifice, don't join her!

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Tomryan279 10

That's when you pull out a knife and say God told me to kill you please don't come back and haunt me.

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writerchic85 25

Is your sister named Carrie by any chance?

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Sparklypink714 9

get the hell away from her

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MasterTron 24

Well fortunately that will never happen

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Guy1009 15

Has she been playing The Binding of Issac?

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DeadxManxWalking 27

"religion"

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CandyApple88 13

Tell her that one of God's rules is "thou shalt not murder" If she argues against that, have the men in the white coats who drive a white van come pick her up and take her away.

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interesting33 36

I would suggest maybe recording a similar conversation so you can submit it as extra evidence if you ever feel she needs to be committed. Take care OP, it is awful you have been put in this situation

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Coffeemarc 6

That is a serious threat. You should tell a family friend and not FML.

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Razor011 12

Commandment #6: "You shall not murder." I'm not really sure he would ask her to do that...

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fyvaprold 11

That only meant: you don't go randomly kill people. Killing for some F-ed-up reason was totally OK.

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MrLonelyHertz 23

Isn't it, "Thou shalt not commit murder"?

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