Intimacy: Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding... - FML

By mo - 19/12/2011 07:55 - United States

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Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

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By UnicornPancake - 25/04/2018 15:00

Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML

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By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

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Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

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By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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Top comments

bossroyd 4

Monday 19 December 2011 15:51

Just tell her that she inspired you to be the woman you are today

exotica_fml 6

Monday 19 December 2011 15:50

Keep on looking classy, it's your day

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cradle6 13

Monday 19 December 2011 16:01

A prostitute wearing a wedding dress would probably not be making a smart business decision.

windfuelsfire 10

Monday 19 December 2011 16:39

OR It could have the opposite effect! A lot of guys dig married women.. Giggidy

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 19 December 2011 17:08

A lot of guys pay for hookers in wedding dresses. There's a whole world of wedding/bride **** out there too.

Karoleer 14

Monday 19 December 2011 19:47

I smell some experience here

ah21 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:12

Ur hot

cradle6 13

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:09

There's **** for people who have Christmas light fetishes, that doesn't make it common/popular.

ikickgingers 15

Monday 19 December 2011 16:01

I always thought platforms with goldfish were classy..

sparklytea 7

Monday 19 December 2011 18:48

is that a Samurai Jack reference?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 19 December 2011 22:16

I don't think Samurai Jack was into platform shoes. Maybe you're thinking of the hood version "Afro Samurai"?

barrk12 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:00

He once needed new shoes and....

bennn89 5

Monday 19 December 2011 16:04

I've never laughed at a FML so hard. This is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard.

upyourzlolz 11

Monday 19 December 2011 20:31

You've obviously haven't been here long.

Monkeybuttcream 4

Monday 19 December 2011 16:06

A 5 dollar hooker, or a 600 dollar hooker? Please tell your mom to be a little more specific next time as it does make a difference.

Nudi_fml 13

Monday 19 December 2011 16:07

Must be one hell of a slutty dress. Way to go.

Enslaved 36

Monday 19 December 2011 16:08

I watch "Say Yes to the Dress" all the time and seen some pretty skanky dresses! So, I can picture what the OP might have worn. But it's your wedding day, if you feel comfortable in your choice of dress.... Rock it out with pride!

sugarandspice33 0

Monday 19 December 2011 16:09

"yes mom, because wedding dresses scream 'prostitute' "

ohmandapants 16

Tuesday 20 December 2011 6:19

Some do.

sjhill 32

Monday 19 December 2011 16:12

I'm sure she's just jealous. If you felt that you looked good and that you felt good about yourself on your wedding day, nothing else matters. I'm sure you looked stunning

MelTheGreat 23

Monday 19 December 2011 16:15

What are mothers for?

perdix 29

Monday 19 December 2011 16:17

That explains why you didn't get stupid appliances as wedding gifts, just stacks of moist cash. . . and a couple of crack rocks.

PElexander 5

Monday 19 December 2011 18:44

I love you comments Perdix.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Wednesday 21 December 2011 4:20

Crack rocks are the best rocks!

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