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By SSS - 03/03/2018 20:09 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my mother told me she had set up website filters on our wifi to stop my dad watching porn. FML

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Bloo2555 22

Monday 5 March 2018 17:33

Use a VPN.

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Bloo2555 22

Monday 5 March 2018 17:33

Use a VPN.

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