Animals: Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles...

By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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Parenting gone feral

By hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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The long con

By Anonymous - 25/09/2020 23:01 - United States - San Bernardino

Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML

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You deserved it 173

By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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You deserved it 3 545

By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 16:04 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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You deserved it 5 934

By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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You deserved it 17 497

All in the Family

By weedvocate - 25/03/2020 14:02

Today, my mother brought home dinner for 4 people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML

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You deserved it 174

Off script

By Going hungry - 28/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML

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You deserved it 170

Uncomfortable

By Jules - 09/12/2020 08:02 - Germany - Norden

Today, while many women have a wardrobe full of nothing-to-wear, my mom has a fridge full of nothing-to-eat and a living room full of nowhere-to-sit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 640

You deserved it 111

DReamBig24 0

Friday 27 May 2011 15:57

get money from her and buy food for YOU

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 27 May 2011 15:58

At least you have a stuffed dog to stroke and calm you down

Comments

angie97 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:05

god I hate it when my mom does that makes me wanna cry

tayza249 20

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:35

Reading this FML again, I find it unlikely that a child wrote it. For one thing, they used the correct structure for an FML. For another, they made no visible spelling or grammar errors. Not to say that a child COULDN'T have written it, but a better guess would be that OP is either a lazy teen or a man-child..

jaybeeeh22 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 18:14

or WOMAN Child!

Pennygrim 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:38

If you are old enough to be on this website I guess youre old enough to get a job and buy youre own food

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:39

I wonder why she needs so many Popsicles... hmmmm.....

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:08

I got it!! Popsicle **** star. Quite and image, ehh?

thetrollyoulike 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:42

did she share the popsicles?!?

SunDropGirl 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:32

and what have you been whiping with?

lundy02 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:42

yes...and now u have popsicles, duh!

FFSrUstupid 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:47

Your capable of posting on here, but not capable of getting off your ass and going to the store yourself? Maybe she's trying to better humanity by starving you to death.

tngmtntnnjatrtl 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:58

Yeah, cause it's so hard to post here. I mean, you'd have to be at LEAST thirteen, or you could never figure it out. And of course anyone that old is capable of going to get food for themselves, no matter how far away from town they live. And I'm sure thirteen-year-olds have enough money to provide themselves with food and basic supplies on a daily basis, too. Why do we even wait till kids are eighteen to make them move out anyway? Once they hit middle school, they should be fine on their own! Parents shouldn't be responsible for them at all.