Animals: Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles...

By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2020 23:01 - United States - San Bernardino

Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML

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By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 16:04 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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By weedvocate - 25/03/2020 14:02

Today, my mother brought home dinner for 4 people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML

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By Going hungry - 28/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML

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Uncomfortable

By Jules - 09/12/2020 08:02 - Germany - Norden

Today, while many women have a wardrobe full of nothing-to-wear, my mom has a fridge full of nothing-to-eat and a living room full of nowhere-to-sit. FML

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DReamBig24 0

Friday 27 May 2011 15:57

get money from her and buy food for YOU

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 27 May 2011 15:58

At least you have a stuffed dog to stroke and calm you down

Comments

MerrikBarbarian 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:53

damn sounds like my gf's mom. wtf is with Californian moms who can't figure out their offspring need food.

Bikrbum 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:31

Well no food no need for toilet paper

redishglow 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:35

buy ur own food smarty

iluvanimegurl 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:11

i feel your pain... lol O-O

THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:43

Way to go mom.

misscourtneyy 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:53

Give the Bitch A shopping List !

msbosslady 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:53

Get a damn job and buy your own food if you don't like what she's buying!! How do you contribute? I hate whiny ass kids who feel entitled to everything. Grow the hell up and handle business. Get a damn paper route if you have to... lazy ass.