Animals: Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles...

By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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By hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML

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By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 16:04 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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By weedvocate - 25/03/2020 14:02

Today, my mother brought home dinner for 4 people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML

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By Going hungry - 28/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML

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By Jules - 09/12/2020 08:02 - Germany - Norden

Today, while many women have a wardrobe full of nothing-to-wear, my mom has a fridge full of nothing-to-eat and a living room full of nowhere-to-sit. FML

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DReamBig24 0

Friday 27 May 2011 15:57

get money from her and buy food for YOU

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 27 May 2011 15:58

At least you have a stuffed dog to stroke and calm you down

Comments

markb06 0

Monday 30 May 2011 6:59

Get a job, be self-relient and buy food. maybe??

markb06 0

Monday 30 May 2011 7:01

Get a job, be self-reliant and buy your own food? maybe??

Foxlovehoney 0

Monday 30 May 2011 16:10

If you're a kid, there are places & people you can call who can help you get food, although they might take you away from your mom. If you're an adult, I agree that you should start taking care of yourself. Either way, maybe a sit-down with your mom in the meantime?

G33M 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:14

why not eat the Popsicles?

jinglez 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:39

you deserved it you could have eaten popsicles

LittleMissSusie 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:59

Sounds like your mom is bipolar and in a manic phase. She needs to get checked by a doc asap.

RADARoh 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:44

Hint, Hint. She wants you to move the **** out of her basement, so she can set up that S&M dungeon she has always dreamed about. Get a job. Get a life. Get out.