Intimacy: Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at... - FML

By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

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Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

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Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2021 02:00

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Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years old. FML

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By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

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Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

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Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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Thanks Mom

By Enko - 09/11/2008 07:43 - France

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Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML

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Top comments

MatheusRajuidas 5

Monday 19 March 2012 12:04

She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...

erikabt820 2

Monday 19 March 2012 12:11

Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!

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jmmorris1 0

Monday 19 March 2012 14:43

why are u still living with your mom in the first place

zack11742 7

Monday 19 March 2012 14:49

Doesn't matter had sex

tessia12 0

Monday 19 March 2012 14:51

I will be like **** off I'm old enough to have sex

heatherleeann17 0

Monday 19 March 2012 14:53

There is nothing wrong with having your mommy take care of you. My sisters 24 an she STILL needs my mommy to take care of her even though she lives at my grandparents and we take care of her baby. I mean crap happens.

tonygar 16

Monday 19 March 2012 14:57

You're 24 & still live at home & Mommy still cleans your room?? You should show some respect & stash your rubbers in the car. Now if you pay rent to good ole Mom & Dad, that's a different story

friedbunnies 9

Monday 19 March 2012 15:08

YDI for living at home. moving out is 6 years overdue.

israelnotjacob 20

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:01

If you think moving out at 18 is a good choice for everyone nowadays you're an idiot.

HeyHey_Star 3

Monday 19 March 2012 15:13

Why is she cleaning your room?

bellygirl2000 0

Monday 19 March 2012 15:14

When they r found u ask your bf if u can move in if u can't deal w your mum

gooduck 6

Monday 19 March 2012 15:14

I clicked "ur life sucks" but rethinking my vote, this is ur fault my friend - if ur 24 get out ur moms house!

BunBunBabe 8

Monday 19 March 2012 15:16

Tell her to wake up as stop dreaming

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