This might be difficult considering OP has a ****** and all.

I heard gender reassignment is usually the fastest way to get kicked out of the house.

You may not find a house or apartment that was ideal initially, but people rarely move straight from home to a 3000sq ft home with a 3 car garage. Gotta work your way up.

You can also go for a more non-traditional living arrangement. In my area, at the cheapest rate for single-person accommodation, over the period of a 4-year college course, you'd be spending in the area of $35,000 just to live in someone else's house. Most of which would probably end up on the student loans. So, alternative option, buy an RV and live in that for a few years. Even the relatively recent models can be had secondhand for a decent price. And even if it's all put on student loans, it would still be equal to less than a year of rent payments. If you don't mind a bit of a fix-er-upper, I once even saw a shell go for $150. No, I'm not missing a zero there. A few hundred/couple thousand in interior work and you have a home for dirt cheap. Need to move? Gas 'er up and go. No need to employ a pack of friends with a truck to help you move boxes, just find a new place to park and be on your way. If you don't mind moving around a lot you can 'stealth camp', but it's more for travelers, as hanging out in the same area will cause your vehicle to start being recognized. For more long-term, just post on Craigslist if anyone's got an unused 10'x20' piece of land they'd be interested in earning an extra $100 a month for. I've seen a few posts like that go up in my area, and they've always disappeared after a week or so. Trick it out with a solar panel and you don't need to pay hydro, give it a composting toilet so you don't have to dump your sewage. Live in the bush if you want to. Bonus? No roommates, no upstairs neighbours, and after a few years of pocketing all that money you would otherwise have spent on rent, you can put a nice down payment on that nice house of your dreams. Or even build it. Or, maybe you like living free and just decide to trick out your RV some more.

I would much rather still be living with overbearing parents than roommates. I will NEVER have roommates again. It's nothing but one big nightmare. Having roommates is the best way to bring out your nasty side.

Because in the real world a lot of people need to do that. Just because you were an idiot and pissed away all kinds of money moving out as early as is humanly possible whether it was actually a smart financial move or not doesn't mean everyone else should in this day and age.