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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

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Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

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Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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But my grandbabiiiiiiies!

By Anonymous - 21/09/2021 02:00

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Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years old. FML

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By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

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Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Spicy

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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Thanks Mom

By Enko - 09/11/2008 07:43 - France

Spicy

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML

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MatheusRajuidas 5

Monday 19 March 2012 12:04

She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...

erikabt820 2

Monday 19 March 2012 12:11

Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!

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hewro_failure 11

Monday 19 March 2012 18:07

It's more of an FML cause you are 24 and still living with your parents. So ydi

msrabbit625 4

Monday 19 March 2012 18:10

I mean its problem that u still live at home.

kriz_allizwell 6

Monday 19 March 2012 18:12

where im from, were stuck with our parents FOR LIFE...oh,and FML...

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 19 March 2012 18:12

Most posters never read through the entire list of comments before adding their own. So my PSA will be to reply to every third comment about "You're 24 and still living at home..." please see comment #68

kayvan 8

Monday 19 March 2012 18:17

YDI for living at home.

iamcoolyo 5

Monday 19 March 2012 18:24

If you live at home with your mama, oh yes son I'm talking!!! No Scrubs!

sixsixSICNESS 0

Monday 19 March 2012 18:32

Bigger FML? You still live with your mom.

rooboy 16

Monday 19 March 2012 18:33

I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone who not only lives with their mother at 24, but their mother cleans their room for them.

jessiejess020 0

Monday 19 March 2012 18:42

you're 24 years old and your mom cleans your room for you?

SingingOtter 0

Monday 19 March 2012 19:05

Its she mad at you for using condoms because she may want grandkids? Just saying...

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