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By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 21:02 - United Kingdom - Broxburn

Today, my mum decided that having the flu and being too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom is a valid excuse to shit in a jug instead. 5ML
I agree, your life sucks 44 998
You deserved it 3 608

Same thing different taste

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Eliseopwns 22

Thank god you know better than her.

Aspen_Grace33 27

Wow that's pretty bad. May as well start her in depends now...

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I hope she at least cleans up after herself and not make you do it :s

Could've been worse, could've not even used a jug...

Kallian_fml 21

I think the real question is: did you walk in while she was doing it, or did you just find a shit in a jug?

SuckMeBeautifu1 24

Then the next question is, was OP turned on?

Allornone 35

I'm fairly certain you are the only one asking that question, 22.

SuckMeBeautifu1 24

@57 Really? After all the incestuous FMLs that have come through I try to expect things to get worse :D

olpally 32

Better then her ******** the bed... Literally. A jug isn't the worst that could have happened. Ask my sister, she's a nurse! Haha.

Oh **** it reminds me of two girls one cup.

SuckMeBeautifu1 24

NO! Why did you have to bring back that memory??

Ew , are you sure it's just the flu that she's got ?

"Just" the flu?! The flu is a horrible illness that leaves people bedridden and kills multiple people each year. It's not a minor illness. People often say they have 'the flu' when it's just a bad cold.

That's just crappy behavior. Seriously though, OP, that's beyond disgusting.