if you have a dog, you don't leave shit you don't want chewed anywere it can reach. it doesn't matter how well trained your dog is, it WILL chew your shit when you aren't looking. i have trouble sympathizing with you because it really seems that you're blaming your mom for not picking up your wallet, and trying to imply that she removed it from somewhere it was safe and put it harm's way (which doesn't make ANY sense as a lesson at all).

ydi for not being american

**** british

Puppy's are like children, they'll chew anything thats in reach of their mouths. YDI for leaving it out.

are u the president of the fml club?

well on a good note if you were in my country you would have lost like 80 bucks. so in some messed up reality I have in my head you saved 20 dollars now go buy a pint and be happy!

This sounds completely irresponsible on your mother's part. Why the hell would someone allow a puppy to consume things like that? That is competely horrible pet ownership. Yeah, let the dog suffer to teach you a lesson. I'm sure she would have thought it was hilarious if the dog's intestine got perforated by tiny shards of hard plastic and it died a slow, painful death. That would have really taught you. Using another living creature to prove a point to someone else is wrong, on so many levels.

ydi for bein british and using british money

I am. The president she is not of the FML C--b.

try dousing it with BBQ sauce