Money: Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving...

By MR - 10/03/2010 18:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

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By tannerrosetx_1 - 06/04/2015 11:44 - United States - Irving

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

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By TractorUWG - 27/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By adc2502 - 02/02/2018 11:00

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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By MoMoneyMoProblems - 07/08/2014 08:23 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I managed to get a €5 note tangled in the zip on my purse. I couldn't open it without ripping it to shreds. FML

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By Hesjustapuppy - 10/05/2016 12:56 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, while I have never been able to say my dog ate my homework, I do get to call several people and tell them my dog ate my wallet. He even chewed up my driver's license. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 03:11

Today, I got home from work to I find my cash box open and empty. My mom walked up and said, "If you have a lock that easy to pick, you don't deserve the money." There was 650 dollars in there. She refuses to give it back. FML

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hedgerow 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:29

dude your dog could've been killed.

alkanechain 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:43

Your mom is an idiot. Whether or not you deserved losing your money, the puppy doesn't deserve having all those plastic shards tearing through his system.

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hedgehogs 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:22

Your mother went too far. Move out.

toto365 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:32

u dumb ass

bubidood 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:34

try leaving hers down there next time she's careless

darkpath 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:42

its not careless if its in your own house. sue your mom, stupid bitch. she cant do that

trackrunner00008 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:17

ydi it for using mum instead of mom.

Philosophic 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:26

Torres, your oblivious for thinking that you're the only one who had that same thought.

NinjaSonic 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:38

are you brittish because the brittish say mum

Uradma 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:44

FYL!!!!! That's like a hundred and 20 bucks!!!!! That sucks!!!

ChuckRebel 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:48

idk bout yall but this sounds like a highly priced period of instruction to me...

janise 2

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:51

If you left your wallet lying around someplace like the coffee table then FYL. People should be able to leave their stuff unattended in their house without having to worry about it being destroyed. However, if you left it lying on the floor and your mom just didn't pick it up then YDI.