Money: Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving...

By MR - 10/03/2010 18:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

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By MoMoneyMoProblems - 07/08/2014 08:23 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I managed to get a €5 note tangled in the zip on my purse. I couldn't open it without ripping it to shreds. FML

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By Hesjustapuppy - 10/05/2016 12:56 - United States - Kalamazoo

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 03:11

Today, I got home from work to I find my cash box open and empty. My mom walked up and said, "If you have a lock that easy to pick, you don't deserve the money." There was 650 dollars in there. She refuses to give it back. FML

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hedgerow 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:29

dude your dog could've been killed.

alkanechain 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:43

Your mom is an idiot. Whether or not you deserved losing your money, the puppy doesn't deserve having all those plastic shards tearing through his system.

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 11 March 2010 0:13

You ought to teach your puppy to fetch using your mum's *****. With all the bite marks on it, it won't give your mum much pleasure at all. Just like your dad.

eatmexcupcakes 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 0:22

whao what a bitch srry. but even if u do leave ur wallet around carelessly she's the one tht put it on the floor it wouldn't have happened if she left it where it was

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:18

She left it on the floor, not put it on the floor. I took it as OP complaining because his mum didn't pick up his wallet after he'd carelessly left it there.

waywick 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 0:28

wow must suck to live at home w your parents and even still, your shit isn't safe. perhaps now a lesson teaching your mum that your shit isn't hers to teach lessons with?

fmylife245 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:06

give her purse to the dog and make sure he thinks its a toy

twilight_0118 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:07

ok I say YDI for always leaving your wallet out, but your mom shouldn't have taken such extreme measures and waste all that money just to teach you a lesson when it wouldn't have happened.. still, dont leave your wallet out. FYL.

Mx_Rider 6

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:19

YDI, dont leave your shit laying around, this wouldnt have happened.

Kylias 6

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:28

... LOL. :D

KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:29

3 bank and that kind of dough, and you live with mum? YDI -_-'

imdeborah 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:12

LMFAO @ #39.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:13

Agreed. I hope your pup is alright but YDI. This is a complete responsibility fail on your part. Keep your wallet where it belongs and keep a better eye on your pet. Fernando, there are always similar comments on FML. In this case, my first thought was almost exactly what idk posted.