Money: Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving...

By MR - 10/03/2010 18:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

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By tannerrosetx_1 - 06/04/2015 11:44 - United States - Irving

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

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By TractorUWG - 27/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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By MoMoneyMoProblems - 07/08/2014 08:23 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I managed to get a €5 note tangled in the zip on my purse. I couldn't open it without ripping it to shreds. FML

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By Hesjustapuppy - 10/05/2016 12:56 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, while I have never been able to say my dog ate my homework, I do get to call several people and tell them my dog ate my wallet. He even chewed up my driver's license. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 03:11

Today, I got home from work to I find my cash box open and empty. My mom walked up and said, "If you have a lock that easy to pick, you don't deserve the money." There was 650 dollars in there. She refuses to give it back. FML

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hedgerow 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:29

dude your dog could've been killed.

alkanechain 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:43

Your mom is an idiot. Whether or not you deserved losing your money, the puppy doesn't deserve having all those plastic shards tearing through his system.

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mjolene 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 8:56

It's a puppy, of course it is gonna chew things on the floor. But why would your mom put your money where the dog could get to it. That's rude. She sounds like a bitch.

cboisen10 1

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:22

ydi for calling money notes. stupid cocky brits

stgeorge 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:51

Are you kidding? God forbid people have different culture from you or use the language that they created only for it to be butchered by people leaving their homeland.

rgcainmd 3

Thursday 11 March 2010 14:51

Stop leaving your wallet lying about, dumbass!

blastvortex 3

Thursday 11 March 2010 17:51

Did you get the message?

starzchick 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 19:21

YDI! If you are old enough to have a wallet, you are old enough to put your own shit away. My 10 yr old son is constantly leaving his stuff around the house, and I never put it away for him.. I make him stop whatever he is doing and put it away. I'm his Mom, not his freakin maid! If he doesn't learn it now, he never will. I wouldn't have let a dog eat the $$ though, that's just not fair to the dog. I would have hid the wallet to teach you a lesson. Grow up and stop blaming your Mom for your own stupidity