By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 11:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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sweetcheeks0290 0

Don't you just love parents?

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schwancy 2

Are you suggesting she lie? Shame!

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WiseGuy79 14

Lmao It's not like they announce it to the whole school so not a big deal

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starile 19

*on the loudspeaker* "Mrs. Jennings?" "Yes?" "Tommy won't be making it to homeroom today. He's got the *****." "Understood, thank you."

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WiseGuy79 14

Lmao! Exactly! Now that would be a real FML for the OP

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I_have_no_clue 0

LMMFAO!!!!!!! 

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FFML_314 11

"Laugh my mother ******* ass off" That is my guess.

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isabella3 0

ohh got it. I didn't think it was THAT funny ...

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misfitSuperStar 0

How embarassing!!!! fyl, op!! Next time you go to the store with your Mom, loudly ask her, "Mom, do you need special cream for your external bleeding hemmorhoids?"

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catatonicsleep 17

I saw once on a website a copy of a note a parent had written when their child was sick. It had 3 attempts to spell diahreah (I can't spell it either) with each crossed out and 'the *****' written at the bottom :D

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joeinthedark 18

At spelling things correctly? I like to be. And if I can't spell it on my own, I look it up before I submit anything so I don't look illiterate.

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bluegoldfish 7

i know that story! my friend told me that ages ago she knew the guy the note was about :P

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BrookeBabe92 0

Lmao, your mother is awesome. (:

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joeinthedark 18

Honesty is always the best policy. Plus if you set of the precedent of having the *****, you can use it later when you just want to get out of school for a day. One must think ahead young Jedi.

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K_pHr3sH 0

I wouldn't step foot on that skewl anymore 

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LoganBballin16 0

you were on the crap can when you wrote this right!? :p

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ILOVE2model 0

well at least only the teachers and the attendance office people know that's the reason.. not your classmates (: ps. lmao!

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