Kids: Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her...

By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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Same thing different taste

By goodbye cruel world - 01/12/2012 01:28 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Double standards

By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 18:45 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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Domestic

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 15:00

Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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billyboef 10

Thursday 6 November 2014 0:01

at least you won the game

lowkeybelieber 7

Thursday 6 November 2014 0:01

What a bitch

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 6 November 2014 8:07

Host your birthday party later...still that was an excellent reply...

G14xT 13

Thursday 6 November 2014 10:22

You called your mother a bitch over a video game. YDI

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 6 November 2014 19:08

...In an obviously joking way, just after she had called him a "son of a bitch". Being grounded on your birthday because of that is a little harsh in my opinion

KnownAsCAJ 11

Thursday 6 November 2014 23:33

Son of a bitch and You son of a bitch are used differently nowadays. So she probably was cursing like someone would say f**k, rather than insulting him.

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 6 November 2014 23:46

True, but OP was obviously joking. If it offended her, she should've just told him off and explained that it offended her (because OP clearly wasn't intending to offend her). Grounding just seems overly harsh for something like that

MiLM 37

Thursday 6 November 2014 10:27

Well, when you play with fire, you're ought to get burned.

Comments2010 17

Thursday 6 November 2014 12:45

You stole this from some website. Not always related . Com I think

fazerfazer 4

Thursday 6 November 2014 16:38

sjh4400 4

Thursday 6 November 2014 18:29

You sort of called her a bitch

Necko55 4

Thursday 6 November 2014 19:26

Kinda deserved it, but damn that's witty and hilarious!!!

bhp_20 5

Thursday 6 November 2014 19:30

No...you got grounded because of your stupidity! One doesn't verbally agree and exalt with one's mom when said mom says 'sob', and get s away with it!!

MaxCrack 2

Thursday 6 November 2014 20:52

What a bitch.

Kikiers21042 18

Friday 7 November 2014 1:45

Or maybe it's because you just pretty much called your mother a bitch? Mom: son of a bitch Son: hell yeah I am So your the son of a bitch it's your mom who said it so you called her a bitch.