Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she...

By My_Name_Is_Zach - 23/07/2012 03:48

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville

Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By fishy situation - 13/06/2017 04:00

Today, my friend is furious with me because while I was watching her various fish for two weeks, I failed to feed her favorite fish and it died. The reason I didn't take care of it was because she never told me she had it, that it was in her room unlike the rest of the fish, so I never saw it. FML

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By baddaughter - 16/11/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML

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By elizabethyeo - 20/02/2012 10:01 - Australia

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

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By worstfatherever - 10/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

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By killer - 16/05/2009 12:21 - Latvia

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

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By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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By lonely - 24/10/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

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malfanese 6

Monday 23 July 2012 9:34

Her story sounds a bit... Fishy.

TheDragonWarrior 5

Monday 23 July 2012 9:32

That "mother" of yours was definitely fishing for something, and it most definitely wasn't for fish o.O.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 23 July 2012 10:51

I'd be so pissed!

Stardew 19

Monday 23 July 2012 11:00

You gave your neighbour a key to your house. I'm assuming that if you trusted your neighbour with a key, you would also trust them with the knowledge that you had fish. Why would they not think it strange that your 'mom' would come over to feed your fish and not have a key herself? My neighbours don't have a key but they know where my spare is hidden (in case of emergency) and when I leave for more than a day, I tell them that Soandso will be popping by periodically for whatever reason and no one else is to be inside my house. What a daft neighbour you have.

FML_Master2133 6

Monday 23 July 2012 19:14

79- okay so one, it's a meme for a random name. And two, why does it matter who it is?

Tylerk16 0

Monday 23 July 2012 11:21

End of vacation for you..

Meme1988 18

Monday 23 July 2012 12:40

Why would you give your keys to anyone? If you have a pet/plant it couls stay with some friends to take care of it... Thats what I do..

Meme1988 18

Monday 23 July 2012 13:28

could*

KiiwiiRox 6

Monday 23 July 2012 12:57

You should invest in a Warning: Gaurd Dog sign, whether you have one or not. It really helps out...sometimes. At least you weren't in the house like I was when people tried to rob me at gunpoint....-_-

KiiwiiRox 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 2:33

If I had done that I would of been a 6 year old knowing how to use a phone properly :P And I'm pretty sure theres nothing wrong with cheering up OP by saying what "could of happened that is likely possible"

KiiwiiRox 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 2:36

And don't say every comment cause thats only 2 out of 8 comments. Stalk much?

KiiwiiRox 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:03

It was a joke Lighten up Like I'm going to argue with you whether your right or wrong It's just a stupid comment out of many Still luv u tho :)

AgaveLoco 5

Monday 23 July 2012 13:41

And now, you don't have house anymore

owo_fml 9

Monday 23 July 2012 17:07

Yes, because the robber packed up the entire house and towed it away -.-

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 23 July 2012 14:20

How the hell could she let someone in your house? Was she house-sitting and had an extra key? If you know her well enough for her to have access to your apartment, how could she not know your mother died?