Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved...

By Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By fuck your music - 16/07/2019 07:30 - United States

Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML

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By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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By BornInTheWrongEra - 31/03/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 15:27 - United States - Iola

Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML

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By Ughh! - 20/02/2013 20:40 - France

Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/09/2018 13:30

Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML

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By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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daliagrande 17

Thursday 4 October 2012 0:47

Your neighbors sound cool. I would go party with them.

JoeRogansBEARD 15

Thursday 4 October 2012 0:59

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LaUruguaya 11

Thursday 4 October 2012 17:52

what the hell is gangnam style?

firemedic841 11

Thursday 4 October 2012 18:11

At least it's not Beiber or One Direction.

davek 36

Thursday 4 October 2012 18:26

Play some Cannibal Corpse at 3am on a school night.

ElTigre995 4

Thursday 4 October 2012 18:29

grow some balls and tell them off.

trollold 0

Thursday 4 October 2012 18:58

That song isnt dubstep jackwagon.

someguy314159265 15

Thursday 4 October 2012 19:33

I've felt your pain before, since I live in a university dorm. Orientation week was not a very pleasant week to sleep on.

Ressamies 6

Thursday 4 October 2012 20:08

Gangnam style is ok, but otherwise I feel you man. I hate dubstep.

valeriaaaaaa 3

Thursday 4 October 2012 20:23

Ayeee sexy ladyy

HunterAlpha1 8

Thursday 4 October 2012 22:05

you know, you CAN file a noise complaint.

killer6969 16

Thursday 4 October 2012 22:49

Op op op oppa hangman style!!!!......heyyyyy sexy lady! :$

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Same thing different taste

Doo doo doodoodoo doo doo

Keep it down

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