By lovethyneighbour - 04/08/2014 00:19 - Australia - Berowra

Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML
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Maxgolub 13

I'd find a route to a lawyer immediately

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noxiffic 20

You should casually mention that hes getting you a new one

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lasagnanarcotics 14

Take some money from his wallet, he won'r need it since he's a ****** idiot

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kiaora_fml 11

I would casually say, you have just been reported to the police, good luck in prison!

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miliaras93 17

So much for friendly neighbors huh . Now you know you have to be careful who you trust !

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cheshireau 26

Well, I'd go to the police. Do you live in Sydney? Sounds like a Sydney thing.

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Nolimit2217 32

Should have given him a casual chop to the throat!

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atav 17

That escalated quickly...

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asmb100 27

Quickly, just not high enough. I say blow his brains out. I recommend a Winchester 870 pump with a 20 inch barrel, but it's really up to you.

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Nolimit2217 32

Nah, I'll go with my Mossberg 500 with an 18 inch barrel. A Remington 870 with a 20 inch barrel is more of a field gun.

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Soundslikeothers 15

Good thing you didn't let him barrow your ACTUAL car

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hippo1234 19

Dude, the correctly spelled borrow is just a few inches away.

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PassiveAggresive 12

Say "hey, so when will you give me the money that you received for selling it?"

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ulissey_fml 22

Well then, he'd better think of joining Neighbourhood Watch...your back.

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sjbartholome 14

Casually kick the casual **** out of his casual self.

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