Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her...

By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 21:44 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

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Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 04:07 - United States - Aurora

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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By mintypoison - 14/11/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By douchegamer - 03/03/2013 03:38 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML

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By drfrogpepper - 01/01/2011 23:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

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By SteroidPenguin - 18/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Clifton

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

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Make it stop!

By guttedgirl - 04/06/2011 11:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

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You deserved it 23 567

By nyaahaha - 02/09/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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You deserved it 20 705

By shylahrc - 03/05/2014 23:51 - United States

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:08

You should go over there and yell "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" That'll cheer her up.

MeowZebraMeow 7

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:12

Since when do emo kids listen to Celine Dion?

Comments

eksyneet 23

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:15

go buy yourself a pair of earplugs and stop being so insanely bitter.

Welshite 39

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:21

I wouldn't call OP bitter. He sounds rather frustrated, to be honest, and I can't really blame him.

eksyneet 23

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:05

I don't blame him for being frustrated, but he could show a bit more understanding. or, if he's that annoyed, just go and confront the girl or her parents about disturbing his peace. but he opted for calling her a whiny emo idiot on FML.

420Zombie 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 8:08

At least op vents to the fml community instead of his neighbors face. We get entertained, and op's neighbors don't think he's a dick. We all win!

RoseBlack123 37

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:18

Well, on one hand I feel really bad for you, but on the other hand I feel really bad for her too. FYL and FHL too

kriz_allizwell 6

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:18

I agree it's a disturbance but only that poor girl knows the pain of her heartbreak.

ex_stripper_jk 20

Sunday 5 May 2013 11:12

Exactly! Let the girl mourn a little. I'd say you're the one being a tad dramatic.

MoodyBlue320 11

Sunday 5 May 2013 15:59

Like yeah that sucks for you, op, but you're also being a dick. Any girl would be heartbroken over being broken up with. And I'm not emo, but I AM a cutter and have contemplated suicide on multiple occasions. So don't undermine someone's ******* feelings by how they dress or act, fuckface. On second thought, I'm pressing YDI. For being a "whiny, bastard, dumbass."

dakkat720 6

Monday 6 May 2013 4:53

like a line cutter? what do you mean by you're a cutter?

chubby_choco 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:21

Oh, no, a heartbroken teenager has found a SAFE coping method? Poor you. Turn on some of your own music - problem solved.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:32

Exactly my thoughts!

wjh100 13

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:05

I know if she's "emo" shouldn't she be cutting her self not playing the recorder? maybe op's mistaking scene for emo

Mossears133 15

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:26

Safe? Have you ever heard anything played on the recorder? That is not safe for ANYBODY!

BlackRose342 4

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:40

Not all emos cut, but thank you for the stereotypical view of people labeled "emo"

BlackRose342 4

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:44

That's the stereotypical view of people labeled "emo" not all of them cut

dakkat720 6

Monday 6 May 2013 4:58

"emo"s are those creepy little kids who are real pale and depressed about everything, right? I am glad I don't have to go through life never being happy just for attention. op should wear yellow clothes and go find a new boyfriend who doesn't look like a zombie!

chanellgymnast 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:21

Time to LET GO.

CaptMurdock 25

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:22

Try blaring your own music. Some Justin Bieber maybe? Or you could go politely ask her to turn the volume down.

msbitz 10

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:24

earphones dude

Adhdkid107 9

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:27

Like I'm probably not the only one who thinks this but you kinda sound like a douche.

PokemonLove993 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 3:35

glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. I picture this girl to be a 13 year old who just hit puberty cause at least for me that's when girls are most sensitive and she just got dumped. at least she's doing something else instead of self harm!

BarakatsBurrito 7

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:18

I completely agree. Maybe if he didn't add "whiny emo of a daughter"

PokemonLove993 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 5:43

I had tons of friends as a kid who would cut when dumped because they were also dealing with depression. for young girls its somewhat common to rush to cutting, pills, etc for attention. not saying all girls do but from what I've seen it's more common then you would think.