By Anonymous - 01/06/2018 06:00

Today, my new bikini must be cheap as shit because I tanned nicely where I put on sunscreen, but where I didn’t apply it under the bikini I’ve gotten super red sunburn on my butt, my lady bits, and my boobs. My nipples look like the ends of red felt tip pens. FML
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Wanderlei Santos 10

actually they are specially made for people who want a full tan.

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RichardPencil 30

As much as I like boobs, I imagine in a few days they won’t be very a-peeling.

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Amanda Jaworski 23

Please tell me that I’m not the only one who wants to go and google image search “sunburnt nipples” now?

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jkjorn 16

Must.. resist.. urge.. to post.. "pics or it didn't happen!" GAAAH! I hate myself, I really do.

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DanielleinDC 33

I've read that you should put sunscreen even in areas covered by clothing.

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Chazzster 28

Read the labels when you buy - Some Women’s swimwear is intentionally made to tan through. Some is not. The label should have told you.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

OW! That sounds unbearably painful! I hope you feel better soon! I'll definitely think twice before buying a swimsuit again, and I'll just have to apply my SPF 100 absolutely everywhere.

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charliewhippet 9

You always need SPF all over, most bikinis aren;t ging to offer much protection. Sun can get through fabric, weirdly.

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Eheath12Jheath14 8

...are you sure you weren't actually wearing lingerie?

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007dancer 12

Sounds more like you’re allergic to the suit. Did you wash it before wearing? Have you worn it before without a reaction? Maybe it’s your detergent?

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