Animals: Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones.... - FML

By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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Bad doggo!

By Vicky - 22/09/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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22cute 17

Tuesday 24 April 2012 11:32

A dog eat dog world, eh?

HoboSmeller 6

Tuesday 24 April 2012 11:36

a weird form of recycling....

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rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 24 April 2012 13:38

I once saw a dog eat a horse turd just after the horse went to the bathroom. This is only slightly more disturbing.

Ugi 26

Tuesday 24 April 2012 15:53

I took my kids to the zoo once.* The only thing that really captured their interest was the chimps eating their own faeces. *The zoo said they didn't want them. Boom Boom.

cooIbeans 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 13:47

23: then what does that make you?

Doogy700 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 13:50

That's sad.

loserman67 35

Tuesday 24 April 2012 13:57

Could have been worse, you new dog could have tried to hump your old dog first. Better watch out, this is where zombie dogs come from...

charlow_fml 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 14:00

I'd chew you anytime.. ;)

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 24 April 2012 20:56

Aha, no.

hereinnc 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 14:01

Oh OP I am so sorry :( My heart is breaking for you :( I can't imagine how awful that had to be!

NerdsWillRule 3

Tuesday 24 April 2012 14:01

My dogs have done this before. My previous dog was a lab and my former dog is a dachshund. A tiny dog running around with a bone bigger than him.

jaredofmo 22

Tuesday 24 April 2012 14:19

A dog tried to dig up one of our dead cats once. Our back yard was practically a graveyard of pets... Anyway, as for you, OP, as painful as it is to have to deal with the bones of a beloved pet, hope you're dealing with it well.

AnneeSo 6

Tuesday 24 April 2012 14:21

Hah! I don't know why I find this so funny. But I feel bad OP, it's sad to see something you once loved being eaten.

jerseyboy732 16

Tuesday 24 April 2012 14:25

that is seriously f*cked up

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