By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
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22cute 17

A dog eat dog world, eh?

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HoboSmeller 6

a weird form of recycling....

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MetallicaRules19 4

Such a boss, proving how much of a champion he will be compared to his predecessor.

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pbonham 22

OMG!!! My dog did the exact same thing except he dug up my bird :/

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Patts_fml 4

The fact that it's a dog digging up another dog is what makes this FML sick. A bird is not nearly as bad.

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Selenzr 2

14 - If your dog did the "exact same thing" that means that it dug up your old dog's bones. You can't say, "except he dug up my bird." That completely contradicts your earlier statement.

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Epsilonyx 15

More like PREYING...hehehe..heheh..heh...like...ya' know...prey..

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br0ccoli 14

In this economy, it's good to have a dog that's resourceful.

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Ruffclue 9

I m wondering how did ur new dog found the bones of ur old dog?

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wlddog 14

I was gonna go a dif direction 36. He used his mofia connections to gain the information on the typical locations of discarded bodies. That dog used to threaten his family and now that he is chewing his skull he will gain his enemies power. There can be only one. This method of power transfer is better than highlander because it takes longer to consume their power. Its more natural.

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Ruffclue 9

I am assuming 37 and 49 both have dogs.

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wlddog 14

German Shepard. And it's trained in tracking, obedience, and protection. Heavy on the tracking and protection.

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LoveMay 10

I just threw up a little…

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Lifes_a_bust 0

It's a dog eat dog world.

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Lifes_a_bust 0

Did not see that previous comment. I apologize.

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