By Boo - 14/07/2011 08:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
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orangeduck 6

If food began to dance in the air then I would be scared.

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rAnDomDiNoSaWr 0

if his ghost is really there you should make friends with him :D

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DKjazz 20

Poor Casper, I guess he was just lonely.

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AsianCookie247 14

yeah, I'm sure the ghost who shot himself is just looking for a friend. Go talk to it, lemme know how that works out for you.

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Sgt_M_G 0

hey sometimes people kill themselves cuz they don't have friends. so he could prolly use a friend

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ymoreno 0

They Probably Dont Like You And Want You To Leave So They're Tryna Scare You.

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satanic_fml 13

YDI for believing places can actually be haunted

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ItHatesYu 0

now yu have someone to talk to when yur lonely

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RightSaidDredd 7

Utter fake. Full disclosure is required for any house sale. Sad.

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DKjazz 20

RUN! That ghost has a gun! He shot himself, so he should only have 5 bullets left. Or do spirit guns even use ammo?

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shutupYDI 4

you deserve it for being so gullible. grow up and be a man/woman!

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RoseCrystal 17

unless your stuff is moving or you hear voices, you are fine and your neighbor sucks

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Randomxnp 10

So you are old enough to buy a house, and still believe in ghosts? FFS grow up!

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