Work: Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish...

By lynn - 22/06/2012 16:14 - Australia - Bongaree

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

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Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2020 11:02 - Australia

Today, I got disciplined for sleeping on night shifts, by my boss, who also sleeps on night shifts. FML

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Saturday 23 June 2012 2:49

Take your roommate to the graveyard & bury her.

nelds 12

Saturday 23 June 2012 2:45

That's so rude of her, not everyone is on the same sleep schedule.

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xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 23 June 2012 12:34

I don't see how this keeps her from inviting people over.... It's not like she needs to have a wild party before you go to work, which is probably around the time most parties start. I would assume you keep earplugs on hand, so why can't she just come in and say "hey, I'm having a friend over, just wanted you to know so you could put ear plugs in." As long as they aren't being loud as **** and you wear ear plugs there shouldn't be a problem.

chacha2726 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:12

Tell her when she stops b****ing and shut her face you'll get up. #3 is a fantastic idea

merrielp 13

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:17

Kick her out

theonlysweetpea 10

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:55

You should have punched her in the face with your alarm clock. There's no excuse for her not to have friends over when you're asleep unless she's extraordinaryly loud, in which case you'd be pissed anyway. She's stupid

itstreeee 2

Saturday 23 June 2012 17:00

Been there! Hell, I'm in it now

Jasonf6 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 17:42

She is a ****** idiot

noisebox 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 18:03

Get a new room mate el pronto is my advice

kazell09 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 18:32

Ive been reading some of these comments and some of you guys don't know what the graveyard shift is. So I'll school you, (11pm) 2300-(7am) 0700 is 3rd shift is the graveyard shift. The reason it's called that is because it's theres barely nothing going on during almost the entire shift. Therefore it's "deadest" (i know thats not a word) shift of all shifts.

Kinder93_fml 3

Saturday 23 June 2012 19:19

Also because people used to have to patrol graveyards at night, to stop people grave-robbing, and it was called the "graveyard" shift, that's one of the places it originated from. :)