By violatedinden - 24/08/2009 00:57 - United States

Today, my next door neighbor told me that he liked the carpet in my bedroom. I live alone. He's never been in my bedroom. FML
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SinatraStyle 3

Call the police and get a gun....you got a stalker...and call Chris Hansen too!!

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no1askdu 5

hopefully hes not refering you as a bedroom and the carpet as your ....well you know.

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hateevryone 14

you might want to call the police, cause he's probably got cameras in your house. watching you

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crazyweirdo1 0

that's wut u think

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Hannahrayne 0

That's hilarious.

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Angellic_09 0

Creepy...........take care ofyourself

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friednoodles 0

who ya gunna call, ghost busters? no the cops

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youtubetre_fml 14

So have you got a carpet in your bedroom ??

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JessicaSki 12

I feel like that was the precursor to a slew of dirty jokes... moment missed.

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fieldstar47 5

He's never been in your bedroom...that you know of!

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alliem199521 10

Apparently he HAS been in ur room. Obviously.

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