By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 21:39 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
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Kitsi 14

I guess he's not your boyfriend because he's a dickless wonder. Also, being overwight doesn't mean she is not a human female. ******* loser.

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NoFlippinWai 24

"Well My teacher said we were together for the year. I thought he meant "together"." complete with air quotes.

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yukumariooo 11

Oh of course it wasn't cheating. He was only doing it for science after all! ... Yeah your boyfriends an idiot.

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jrod9327 17

That is the most int... No lets be honest, he's a dumbass

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isuckok 11

I want to comment something witty, but I'm afraid of the barrage of thumbdowns :/

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Welshite 39

Your name...it's so accurate. How do you do it?

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184886837272837 32

And here come those thumb downs you were worried about...

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isuckok 11

It is a truly accurate representation of my life, Welshite

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emirie 21

I gave you a pity thumb up

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MrSassypants 32

iSuckok? Isn't that the latest apple product?

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magiczebra 9

Your fears came true. Welcome to your worst nightmare.

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drshn 22

I have already given you a thumbs up. Go ahead and deal witty it

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nanjiii_fml 26

Funny he is! :) >>> are you convinced?

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Fernando83 19

At least he stopped at "C". Move on and do better.

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perdix 29

I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. Hey, who says wishes don't come true?

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Welshite 39

Ooh, watch it, perdix. Shrike's going to impale your body on a stick and then eat you after you're dead and dried.

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perdix 29

#42, I know! Isn't that great? I wished for it and it happened! Yay!!

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