By LucyLollipop - 16/05/2016 19:16 - United States - Davis

Today, my obnoxious roommate who always blasts crappy music day in and day out as loud as he can has reached an all time low. He has now started blasting Christmas music. It's May. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 055
You deserved it 1 781

LucyLollipop tells us more.

Hey guys! OP here, thought I'd add to the fun. So, I live in a dorm-like building. I rent a room and share the kitchen, bathroom, living area, etc. It sucks, but it's affordable and it's what I've got till my car is reliable enough to move farther from my work. This place is off campus though, so the people who live here are more druggies, welfare recipients, and some really weird people, with a couple normal ones in the mix. Also, the walls are paper thin. The neighbor/roommate in question is a 46 year old, toothless guy with no job except for prospecting in the local rivers and streams occasionally. He always keeps his door open, yawns and burps louder than anyone needs to, and plays a lot of music. Including but not limited to "My Heart Will Go On," and the Chippettes' rendition of "Let It Go." Those songs. Every day. Multiple times a day. So I guess I can be grateful he was blasting "All I Want for Christmas is You" instead of the usual, but still. He also likes to watch hentai with the door wide open and the volume up. I honestly don't mind Christmas music when it's Christmas! Except I've been working retail so it's grinding on my nerves more now. Oh well. Thanks for all the sympathy! I loved reading all the comments, they've made my lunch break a little more interesting.

Top comments

It's beginning to look a lot like murder

The only solution is to eliminate him

Comments

ulissey_fml 22

" I'm dreaming ...whyyy Christmas??"

How could it be worse?! It's the ultimate sin.

Some people are dorks, your neighbour is one...

So listening to music makes you a dork. I'll have to remember that one.

It could be that someone else got the songs stuck and he's listening to them to get them out of his head. I've done something like it before, listening to the same song until it stops playing in my head. But I'm also polite enough to wear headphones when doing so. Maybe buy a cheap pair of headphones and leave them on the room mates desk as a hint, if it gets annoying enough.

One direction is lowkey fire tho

crazy_bananas 31

You have two solutions. One you can finish his life for him, or two destroy his stereo system.

Time to buy a shovel and get some exercise digging a "garden" in the back yard.....

I'm going to guess that there's a good chance he thinks you might be the obnoxious one as well.

Actually, I try to make myself as invisible as possible. Some others thought I had actually moved out because I hide in my room whenever I'm home.

I'd be smashing the living day lights out of him