By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
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RabbitOfAurora 28

A 'bit of paper' that will send his ass to jail if he violates it. good luck with prosecution OP; I hope all goes well and they hit him with that book hard!

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that1guyyy 12

Phone line? Don't you have a cell phone or Skype? Oh and get a restraining order

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vondie440 14

I didn't know phones still came with a cord.

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perdix 29

Gosh! I hope he doesn't interfere with your smoke signals, carrier pigeons or telegraphs, too!

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Sweetpea22 14

Get a restraining order before he hurts you, your boyfriend, or you both

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chosha_fml 26

Be professional and wait for him to **** up and do something against you or your boyfriend and get fired. He will.

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thebomb553 5

1. How do you not already have a phone of your own? fix that 2. Alert your boss, as well as the police about future events that might occur

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G_bear24 9

its time for a restraining order...majorly

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cathrope 10

I agree a restraining order is needed here and you and your boyfriend should get conceal and carry permits.

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Ins0mau 20

Conceal and carry permits? In the U.K?

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Sparx1_1 16

1: tell your boss why this guy asked for the job. Unless your boss is a complete tool he'll get rid of the guy - and he would be within his rights to do it. 2: call the police and keep calling them every single time you have even the smallest problem with this guy. Get a restraining order asap.

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Expired_Skittles 4

That sounds like something that came straight out of a soap opera

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