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By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

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By Alex - 12/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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By graveyard-sh*t - 29/10/2019 14:00

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML

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By help me! - 02/10/2010 14:26 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 07:30

Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML

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Restraining order time

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 16:00

Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend yet again decided to eat at the restaurant I work at. It’s traumatizing to me, and I think that’s why he does it. FML

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By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

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Creepypasta

By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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You deserved it 1 819

Join the club

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Saturday 23 November 2013 11:42

A 'bit of paper' that will send his ass to jail if he violates it. good luck with prosecution OP; I hope all goes well and they hit him with that book hard!

that1guyyy 12

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:30

Phone line? Don't you have a cell phone or Skype? Oh and get a restraining order

Comments

reymon8823 24

Thursday 21 November 2013 5:20

Restraining order

PurpleTriangle 5

Thursday 21 November 2013 5:24

Get a restraining order then he can't work there

ariellove1992 8

Thursday 21 November 2013 6:16

Tell your boss and get a restraing order

BasketCase092 19

Thursday 21 November 2013 6:18

Restraining order?

Alexzandriah 9

Thursday 21 November 2013 6:45

You need a restraing order.

jaybone87 8

Thursday 21 November 2013 7:41

dun dun dun. Three some.....

cbelanger 9

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:10

You should get a reality show OP

czeptoks 8

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:41

your ex sounds creepy and scary. please get a restraining order

Mightytall 35

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:49

Three letters to save you troubles: TRO ... get him out of your life! Talk to your manager and let them know about the threatening behavior and show them the temporary restraining order.

Ise_fml 6

Thursday 21 November 2013 8:58

OP!!!! When girls are crazy they're just crazy. When guys are crazy they kill the girls. What your xbf is doing is NOT ok. You should alert the police asap and talk to your workplace.