By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 15:15 - Netherlands

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0

Do NOT let your friend use your phone any more.

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misspeg 0

u got a friend who still stays smart enough to use your phone and not hers when she's drunk? props 2 her. I usually don't have a clue when I'm wasted. just keep an eye on your phone from now on. FYL.

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61apache 0

why do you have your math teachers number anyway?

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dpang 0

why would u have ur old math teachers # anyways

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rainbowsky 0

uh she did say am idiots and that is just too funny. I will have to remember that one for the next time I get drunk!

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Icey_dan1 0

this is a old one...

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ArielTheMermaid 17

where do you it's see pm??? it's clearly am!!

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RAUN 8

The question isn't why he has his old math teacher's number -- his friend can call any number. The question is why he doesn't have his own phone with him at 2AM so the friend cannot use it to make calls.

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Carriah420 9

Both OP and her friend are female. Do you really read as poor as you type?

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laxforevrr 0

why do you have your high school math teachers cell phone number ?

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Carriah420 9

There is a huge difference between alcoholism and drinking in general, you douche canoe.

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